Love your body as it is!
But lose some weight if you’re over a size 14. It’s unhealthy and unattractive.
Don’t lose too much weight though. Men like a little meat on their bones!
Also, make sure you shave or wax all your hair off. We don’t even want to see hairy legs on the model in the ad for Venus razors.
Your period is something natural and normal. If you don’t get it, there’s probably something wrong with you.
If you do have your period; gross! Don’t tell anyone, TMI! Get that tampon box off your bathroom shelf – no one wants to see that!
Though we will need to know when you are “PMSing” so we can promptly dismiss your feelings and emotions as hysteria.
Just had a baby? Congratulations! Better get yourself back to work soon – you don’t want to put your career in jeopardy or lose yourself in being JUST a mother.
Just had a baby? Congratulations! Don’t go back to work too soon; you’ll be abandoning your child.
Fight for what you believe in!
Don’t interrupt anyone or be too emphatic about it though. You’re over reacting, calm down!
Get to the gym; it’s important to stay fit.
Don’t get muscly though, you’ll look like man! Eww!
Be nice to the sleazy guy hitting on you at the bar! He just likes you; take it as a compliment – don’t be a bitch!
Don’t go home with anyone though…what a slut!
When choosing an outfit, make sure you cover up, but be sexy, but not too sexy – skank – but show off your figure, but be modest, but not to sl……..
Embrace your flaws!
Just don’t let them show.
Seeing as there’s literally no right way to be you may as well focus on just being your best self!
x LA x